Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
