? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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