We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love having hate sex.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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