We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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