But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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