A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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