no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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