Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Man, jail baloney is awful.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
