I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
