i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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