How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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