Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
