so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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