Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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