The brown eye won't let me do that either.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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