What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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