Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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