she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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