After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just high enough for therapy.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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