i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
