Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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