We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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