I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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