I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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