Non-Jews are for practice
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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