hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think your dad took our porno
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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