after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
