Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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