If i come over, it means nothing
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
