i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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