it's not cheating when I paid for it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
