You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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