If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
