Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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