People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
