Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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