Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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