No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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