I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Randomize
