I can tuck mytits in my pants
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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