If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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