Me too!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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