Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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