He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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