I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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