Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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