6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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