eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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