I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
