fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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