Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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