The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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