Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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