Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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