So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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