did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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