even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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