Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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