I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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