he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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