that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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