why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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