You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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