I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
wow bdsm is so cute
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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