I just made out with a guy for $7.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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