hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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