Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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